NextDourBoy
Basics
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Location:
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I am looking for:Woman
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Zip Code:8000
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Age:63
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Height:6 ft. 0 in.
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Body:Few Extra Pounds
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Ethnicity:White
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Education:Masters Degree
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Job:Legal
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Has Kids:Yes, living elsewhere
ABOUT
Mmmm..., the space allowed to tell you all about me is so limited, I'll have to stick to the really need to know stuff although even that is so generic that it is pretty worthless information. Like everybody else on this site, I'm just a fun hating, animal hating, outdoor life hating couch potato. I am unfunny, closed minded, judgemental and I hate 'know-it-alls', as they only make life difficult for those of us who really knows everything. I hate lots of other things too. I even hate the fact that I am a drug addict. One positive about me is that I come without any baggage, emotional or other, since I am a psychopath without emotion and I killed my ex with a chainsaw. So she won't be bothering us much and, of course, the kids were on her side (when she still had sides). So isn't that just perfect, just the two of us?
What I am looking for
My perfect match will also be my equal 'match' A truly equal person, although our talents, skills and experience will obviously differ, so that you would be better or more knowledgable about some of life's aspects, and I would know more about other. I'm quite serious about this, I'm not looking for someone 'who wants to look up at me', I'm not interested in mansplaining too often, and I may be terminally disappointed if I'm going to find out that my possible perfect match has a defunct 'sex initiation gland'. And finally, while I unquestioningly stick to the rules of chivalry that determine that men give the first (sometimes all) the places in liferafts to women and wait until last to be rescued from burning buildings, it would be wonderful if my perfect partner could perhaps explain why men has to do this without receiving any thanks, status, or danger pay (except posthumously), especially in the complete and utter absence of any research that shows that men find drowning any less suffocating, or that we burn at a lower, less intensive and therefor more tolerable temperature than the females of our species do.
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